Friday, July 29, 2011

School is back in session...homework for tomorrow

Excuse me, Mr. Fradella....we have some things we'd like to show you.

1.  60 boxes

2.  Undetermined volume of electronic images...yada yada.

What a sphincterific moment.

Please keep commenting...just keep talking, boo. I know you hatin' on me....but just keep talkin'....


Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Before you go batshit twitter crazy...don't assume what you're hearing is true

Has anyone seen the sheet music...

....for Opus Consulting?

I'm curious who the client list is.  Thanks to Mr. Zurik we already know Benetech was part of the diddy.  I wonder if....maybe...oh....I don't know....Ciber had a few bars as well?  Also who was the other partner in Opus?  Is it another city attorney?

Color me zombie.

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

oh boy

Contractor calls Zurik terrible investigator and lazy



uuhhhh....kachoow!!!  Excuse me.

Friday, July 15, 2011

RIP Mr. Mosca

John Mosca, owner of the landmark restaurant bearing his name, dies at 86

Peace be with you an your family sir and thanks for all the great food.

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Apple Absentia

I have a ton of stuff to post....the words are piled up on my office floor so high I can barely wade through them.  In fact I'm so overwhelmed I may call for for a life preserver.  I woke up today and pulled a public records request out of my boxers....yes...the pair I was wearing.

Don't worry...it was on a flash drive.   

Have you ever let tasks back up to the point where you suddenly feel like it's hopeless and you can't possibly climb back out of the hole you've allowed yourself to fall in?  That's how I feel right now with AZ....which leads me too.....

Flashback:

My 10th grade geometry teacher was scolding me one day.  We were arguing over a proof, actually a postulate in the proof, regardless, I rubbed him the wrong way.  He pulled me out in the hall, cocked his head with furrowed brow and avered, "Son...no matter what you do in life...you have to start at the bottom and work your way up."  

I replied, "What if you're digging a hole?"

He gritted his teeth, his ears turned red and I spent the final month of that semester in solitary confinement.  He barred me from his class so I had to spend that period (school hour) in the library instead of his geometry class.

...back to the present.... 

I do, however, have a good excuse for my seeming procrastination.  Many of the previously mentioned words and documents are piled up on my computer, not my floor.  As fate would have it, I find myself computerless...Macless...I have not the tools to perform the job.

Actually, I'm in transition.

After moving heaven and earth to pay him, the mighty Jobs (Steve) failed me.  I've spent the better part of two days bowing at his brushed aluminum, Lakeside Mall, altar.  An altar with snow-white, plastic overtones...elves decked in blue, embroidered attire...cleverly condescending elves, mind you.....in fact they call themselves geniuses...I have my doubts.  

My whole experience at the Apple store very much reminds me of my adolescent, Catholic roots:  emptying my pockets; kneeling (lots of kneeling); praying for magical results.

Saints....elves....no matter.  Unfortunately magic rarely manifests itself corporeus.

Still I follow the rules.

I tried confession....didn't work.  Neither does Apple Care.

Yet I remain faithful to St. Jobs.      

Readers...offer your prayers to the mighty Steve and hopefully I will be back in the saddle, on a stronger steed, in haste.

Now I have to get off my wife's computer.  Peace.

Monday, July 04, 2011

5 years..

...Happy 5th B'day to AZ!  My illegitimate child is still kicking.  I must admit there were times I wanted to abandon it but my embedded Catholic sense of guilt kept me coming back.  I may not have shown it the attention it deserves over the years but I'm still baby daddy.

And happy B'day to America!

As always I will post my favorite Americana picture ever.... Elizabeth Shue wrapped in a tattered Old Glory on a desert landscape:

Adventures in Babysitting

It's got this "Grapes of Wrath - Rosasharn" thing going on...at least for me.

Even in a seemingly barren, American landscape there is beauty and fertility.

I'd like to hold on to that notion...especially in this country's current state of affairs.

Isn't she beautiful?    

Sunday, July 03, 2011

It's official

I am now...a real life (or lack thereof) zombie.  Wanna know what it's like?  Let's have drinks...we'll talk.