Batting 1000

Ray Nagin is focus of federal grand jury probe

And that tops off every single snake in the 2009 sneaky snake countdown.

Now I have to make a new one.  In fact, I've been working on it for weeks.  The 2012 Sneaky Snake countdown is on deck...stay tuned....new dirt will be revealed.

By the way...I broke much of this story.  Yes...I did.  May 2007.  MSM can discredit and ignore me all they want....check the dates on the stories and the blog posts.  I know that sounds petty but I'm rather tired of being ignored.

Somebody owes me a drink...I don't care who...it's time to celebrate, peeps.

Oh look...

...BP's ad cycle must have ended with WWL:

More dead dolphins wash up on Southeast Louisiana coast

Now I can't play BP ad tetris anymore.  No worries, I'm sure after they publish a couple more stories like this one BP will renew another round of ads and these stories will simply vanish.  It's like the magic microbes of journalism, BP buys an ad cycle and the stories simply disappear just like the oil did.     

Yeah...this makes perfect sense...

...because the arena kind of looks like a toilet anyway?

Louisiana seafood marketing group says it may buy naming rights to New Orleans Arena 

Ohhhhhhh....yeah....I know....that was really nasty.  But you know what?  I'm not going to back off until these morons realize they have a serious fucking problem instead of taking BP's hush cash and spending it on stupid shit like this.  This is a slap in the face to all the sick men, women and children along the Gulf Coast.

These pictures were taken at Mobile Bay, AL last week (pictures by Kathy Looney):

 
Come on in!  The water's fine!

Grand Isle....last week (Pictures by Mac Mackenzie):

If the Louisiana Seafood Marketing Group is going to spend that amount of money on buying naming rights to the New Orleans Arena....I think we should change the Hornets mascot to the "dead dolphins".  That picture above should be plastered across the front of the arena.

The only thing that makes me sicker than these pictures are watching the actions of our own state officials who are gladly taking BP's cash and doling it out on stupid marketing shit like this to hide the truth.  This ludicrousness is beyond belief.

But go right ahead...mitigate BP's risk for them.  As it begins to backfire and the cash eventually dries up...we'll be left with a dead industry and a sick community.  

So much hate...so much fear...

They're leaving for a "Christian" organization.

Transgendered Girl Scout in Colorado causes stir in St. Tammany

Hey North Shore....I hope you enjoy your "Heritage" cookies.  Me...I'm gonna be doin' some late night muchin' on some Tag a'longs, bitches.  That's right....peanut butter and chocolate.  While you're chokin' on your own bile...I'm gonna be in chocolatey, peanut buttery bliss.

If any of you non-hatin', non-fear-driven, decent folks out there want some kick-ass Girl Scout cookies....I can hook that up for ya.  Just let me know.

Peace on, Girl Scouts!

Stop SOPA

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Please fight censorship and keep the intertubes free, free, free.....

In the prolific words of Fatboy Slim..not...Black Sheep...

You can go with this:

Dauphin Island fish show up with lesions, BP spill link questioned

Or you can go with that:

How Microbes Teamed to Clean Gulf

Dr. Valentine and colleagues have now used a computer model to explain just how that scenario might have played out, though some scientists remain skeptical.

Magic microbes story, redux.  This story keeps coming back almost as much as the oil itself.  Awesome.

"Our scientific study didn't actually go down to the Gulf and see if there is oil still washing ashore on a daily basis, as Gulf Coast residents are continually reporting...but...BUT.... this computer model we created really kicks ass!"

Keep up the good work!

Don't worry guys...just keep dancing.

BlogRight....I love it.

Watch the whole interview...good stuff:

What to do?

Guys...I suspect that some of the avenues for information input to this blog have been hacked or compromised.  I'm telling you this because I do not want anyone to send me information and assume you will remain anonymous.  Until I can figure out what to do about it, or until I can find out what exactly is going on...please do not contact me by email or by the comment section unless it's simple commentary.

If there is anyone out there who can help me find a secure solution for transferring information, I would appreciate the help.  Email me or call me and I'll meet you in person.

Thanks.

Ashe,

J.